If 10 People Cares 4 u | Love sms

If 10 people cares 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u
that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u
that means i m not in this world.

Most Beautiful Feeling at Exam Center | Funny SMS

Which Is The Most Beautiful Feeling In The World?
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When You Try 2 Look At Your Friend in Examination Hall And You Find That Your
Friend Is Already looking At You!

1 Line for me at 2014 | New Year SMS

Just 1 line 4 me at the start of 2014.
____________?
Reply must

I m w8ing.

If I Would Get a Rose | Flirt SMS

If I would get a rose
for every time
I think of you,
I would spend every day
in a rose garden.
Thinking of you

Seerhiyan Chor Chor Kar Upper Charhna Hai | Sheikh SMS

Sheikh sahab chotay sheikh ko phainti laga rahay thay.
Hamsaye ne pocha: kya hua sheikh sahab Q mar rahay hain bachay ko
Sheikh: o kya btaon janab main nay isay naye jotay lay k diye or samjhaya k 2, 2 seerhiyan ikathi charhna ta k jotay jaldi kharab na hon.
is nay 3, 3 charhnay k chakar main pant phar li hy.

Jaan Tu De Raha Hoon | Sheikh SMS

Aik sheikh aadmi jo bara hi kanjoos tha
Jab marne laga tu kisi aadmi ne oss se kaha
Sheikh saab abb tu app mar rahe hain
Kuch Khuda ke naam par dete jayein
Sheikh ne aankhein kholte hoye kaha
Jaan tu de raha hoon
Or kia doon

Nikr He Sii Do Lambai Pairon Tk Ho | Sheikh SMS

Sheikh: pent ki silai ktni hy?
Tailor : Rs.250
Sheikh: Nikr ki?
Tailor: Rs.100
Sheikh: Nikr he sii do
Pr lambai pairon tk rkhna Namaz b parhni hoti hy

Beti Ke Wazan Ke Barabar Sona | Sheikh SMS

Larka sheikh se: Aap apni beti ki shadi

Mujh se kar dein main oss ke wazan ke barabar

Aap ko sona doon ga

Sheikh mujhe kuch waqt do

Larka: sochne ke liye

Sheikh: naheen beti ka wazan barhane ke liye